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that fat spunky tot

Posted by Anupam Jha on April 6, 2009

Long time back perhaps in the late eighties a kid with the texture of an ellipse ran across the 22 yards to complete his maiden half century.After,losing his front teeth just on the same ball.The hard cricket ball nudges the handle of the bat,directly hits the lips,blood started running down throw the neck,chin.Friends came around him, frightened,afraid(agar bunty ki mummy ko pata chal gaya to sab ki watt lag jayegi..), shocked,in the middle of these horrible pictures, that guy completes his run,reached non-striker end,looks on the ball, ball is already out side the boundary line(chhota boundary thaa yaar).And he yells- we won yaar…i made my first 50…blood gaya doctor ke pass!! Come on,i m nt saying you folks now should put down your specs,girls must hand over their sari clad pics what they keep for marriage purposes to me,and some married ones fumbles casually:”bade aaye ho”.For all of you,while hitting the post in the starting i was clueless,empty headed and most importantly i m very close now to take some life time decision and as all of you know my trademark is being confused, then this incident spinned inside my mind and i wrote the above.

There are incidents in life happen with you,when you least expect it,there are incidents leave you flummoxed like a monkey watching Femina miss India beauty awards.There are incidents which are quite expected as you grow up.You kind of b come a serious guy suddenly,you mug terribly boring inorganic chemistry notes to pass the chemistry paper in +2.You kind of sharp who can if at his normal best then can shorten the 9 steps of any integration just within 4.You are the type who can flip through any dictionary ceaselessly for 6-7 hours.You give a damn to anyone,you belong to the group of guys who have mostly socked the word success after struggle.You are the master of your own world.Chill yaar.

Over the years,trust me there are innumerable incidents like the above happened with me and if by mistake or by some fluke if i would b able to script a book surely i will try to seize all those unforgettable sweet,sour,some shockingly funny moments.

And yes as i have written somewhere in the above paragraph,i m goin to take some serious step regarding personal life.I know i m a kind of-abhi? 1 year aur yaar..But its already late….and i need to keep up the promise i made to someone long time back.I know i m a promise breaker,insensitive,without heart,very cheap Anu is etc etc.And for some-down to earth,humble,lazy,polite…too much..and all these points dont make much sense i know,b coz some people like you even when the world around you finds totally unfit.Some people talk to you just to keep alive the relationship.Some people think,i m nt a good guy at all to get maithil brahmin girl.Some people think i dnt have the courage to b what i say i want to b.somepeople who think i m nt a practical enough,some people think i would forget all these after writing the post.Some people who think i dnt know what i want to b.For all chill man…i have found my friend.

i dnt expect all of you should understand what i write and why i write really.Thanks to you my friend.Thanks to parents.

I m a lucky guy since childhood.Luck has been my forte and i guess it will b in future too.I know this post is a real hotch potch.typical me.May b i wont b able to achieve things like others,may b my dreams are completely haywire for the world,but i m happy.may b i wont b able to ride on benze but i m happy man!

Thanks to my friend. A freind(spelling mistake yaar) who gives me courage and power to fight out with the world nt by her external charm,and nt by her postgraduate degree nt by her love,but by being who she is.

a friend who deserves respect more than love.i know people are reading this.since its been 2 years almost i have been writing this blog of course she being the central reason that i started writing my blog again after deleting 2 previous blogs.she deserves a party from me very soon! hope she wont bite me:)

buss aise hi socha kuch likh daalo:)

plz dnt take seriously i m about to take my cab written this post very speedily so pardon me for all the mistakes i have made above!

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