that fat spunky tot
Posted by Anupam Jha on April 6, 2009
Long time back perhaps in the late eighties a kid with the texture of an ellipse ran across the 22 yards to complete his maiden half century.After,losing his front teeth just on the same ball.The hard cricket ball nudges the handle of the bat,directly hits the lips,blood started running down throw the neck,chin.Friends came around him, frightened,afraid(agar bunty ki mummy ko pata chal gaya to sab ki watt lag jayegi..), shocked,in the middle of these horrible pictures, that guy completes his run,reached non-striker end,looks on the ball, ball is already out side the boundary line(chhota boundary thaa yaar).And he yells- we won yaar…i made my first 50…blood gaya doctor ke pass!! Come on,i m nt saying you folks now should put down your specs,girls must hand over their sari clad pics what they keep for marriage purposes to me,and some married ones fumbles casually:”bade aaye ho”.For all of you,while hitting the post in the starting i was clueless,empty headed and most importantly i m very close now to take some life time decision and as all of you know my trademark is being confused, then this incident spinned inside my mind and i wrote the above.
There are incidents in life happen with you,when you least expect it,there are incidents leave you flummoxed like a monkey watching Femina miss India beauty awards.There are incidents which are quite expected as you grow up.You kind of b come a serious guy suddenly,you mug terribly boring inorganic chemistry notes to pass the chemistry paper in +2.You kind of sharp who can if at his normal best then can shorten the 9 steps of any integration just within 4.You are the type who can flip through any dictionary ceaselessly for 6-7 hours.You give a damn to anyone,you belong to the group of guys who have mostly socked the word success after struggle.You are the master of your own world.Chill yaar.
Over the years,trust me there are innumerable incidents like the above happened with me and if by mistake or by some fluke if i would b able to script a book surely i will try to seize all those unforgettable sweet,sour,some shockingly funny moments.
And yes as i have written somewhere in the above paragraph,i m goin to take some serious step regarding personal life.I know i m a kind of-abhi? 1 year aur yaar..But its already late….and i need to keep up the promise i made to someone long time back.I know i m a promise breaker,insensitive,without heart,very cheap Anu is etc etc.And for some-down to earth,humble,lazy,polite…too much..and all these points dont make much sense i know,b coz some people like you even when the world around you finds totally unfit.Some people talk to you just to keep alive the relationship.Some people think,i m nt a good guy at all to get maithil brahmin girl.Some people think i dnt have the courage to b what i say i want to b.somepeople who think i m nt a practical enough,some people think i would forget all these after writing the post.Some people who think i dnt know what i want to b.For all chill man…i have found my friend.
i dnt expect all of you should understand what i write and why i write really.Thanks to you my friend.Thanks to parents.
I m a lucky guy since childhood.Luck has been my forte and i guess it will b in future too.I know this post is a real hotch potch.typical me.May b i wont b able to achieve things like others,may b my dreams are completely haywire for the world,but i m happy.may b i wont b able to ride on benze but i m happy man!
Thanks to my friend. A freind(spelling mistake yaar) who gives me courage and power to fight out with the world nt by her external charm,and nt by her postgraduate degree nt by her love,but by being who she is.
a friend who deserves respect more than love.i know people are reading this.since its been 2 years almost i have been writing this blog of course she being the central reason that i started writing my blog again after deleting 2 previous blogs.she deserves a party from me very soon! hope she wont bite me:)
buss aise hi socha kuch likh daalo:)
plz dnt take seriously i m about to take my cab written this post very speedily so pardon me for all the mistakes i have made above!
seema said
hey really kya? lovely post!
writing now like a Author nt like a blogger:) all the best!
Rewa Smriti said
Hmmm…aapko to lagne wala hai. Who is she? Name likhne se dar gaye…hehehe
kavita said
you spunky!
congratulations Anupam!
anonymous said
kitne ka dil tut gaya aaj! God bless you.profound post.mature hogaya “that fat spunky tot”!
asmit said
awesome! yaar never stop writing.
just a fan said
All the best!
Jiya kapur said
are you serious? sure?
ALL THE BEST…
Frnds forever!!
Jiya kapur said
tension nahi lene ka…zindagi sab sikha deti hai…move on ..very happy for you! b spunky…always…u langoor:):):):)
vasu said
reading this blog for more than an year…a guy who caN bring smile on others faces despite his own issues must b a great human being….your “friend” is lucky buddy!
Thanks to your friend to for providing us this funny blogger…!
vasu said
not only your writing style but as a human being also you are “unmatchable”!
shilpi jha said
U chhupa rustamm! Great!!!!
nishita said
Its nice to remember little things, little courages in this busy life . Little things make big things and great human being. Be different from others , normal person with extraoridinary character. Best yet to come.
sameer said
Ye to ek din hona hi tha..all the best..! You cant write any bad post isnt it?
shalu said
GREAT POST! thoroughly loved reading from the top to the end.hmmmm.
But kuch senti ho gaye aap! all the best and thanks to your friend too:)
a gal said
Amazing stuff! Great to remember those childish moments especially when you are taking such a big decisions…!
It shows your character…your true self..else i know you as a funny guy…but there are points where your maturity level is far more than any normal guy of our age..!! Very happy for you …please go ahead…and b positive always in life…no loooking back at all..!
Rahul Kashyap said
Cheers!! good news:)
Btw you wrote: “some people think i would forget all these after writing the post…somepeople think i dnot have courage to b what i say i want to b…some people think i dnt know what i want to b..”
just toooo goood man!just luved it!!
emraan hashmi said
Good morning..
sahi mein kya? bol na? i cant believe…suchii..how man? dil tut gaya…yaar tu always funny raha kar bahut bahut suit karta hai.never seen you but your blog has brought smiles on my face several times.this is your strength..
emraan hashmi said
and the paragraph mentioned by Rahul is really very touchy…chill chill chill.
anonymous said
hai raam:)
apne jaise bigde nuts ko bhi ladki mil jati hai:) wish you all the best!!
vikas said
excellent post!though bit serious
anupam said
@Nishita, Thanks for your comment:):) chal you enjoy your time there…
yeah best is yet to come..or may b there is nothing like best..just carry on…and improve urself…i know you very well:)
anonymous said
If i never met you,i wouldnt like you,if i didnt like you,i wouldnt love you.
If i didnt love you,i wouldnt miss you,BUT I did did,i do and i will…
It takes a minute to like someone,it takes an hour to love someone,But it takes whole life to *forget* someone….and who knows this better than you…Mr.Anupam Jha…
a guy said
never b sad for what is over,just b glad that once it was yours!
nishita said
oh! really you know me, thanks.
manisha said
Wow!!!
Your expressions are fantasttic once again! who is she?
anonymous said
Hi Anupam,
Nice write up.I guess better it would b if i wont write much here:)
Privacy is important:) No No dont take it otherwise. Just want to say b happy you are a nice guy:)
paro said
“lovely post,lovely content,lovely writer”
ur paro
amrita said
this guy writes well….
anushkaa said
Humor Champ:)
Great great great:):)all the best…hope in future you will bring more smiles on the readers…lady luck:)
anushkaa said
“somepeople think…..”
My request forget these things….please…no sense…
kajal said
sometimes i cant trust how can someone get this kind of response especially when he is nt even having a blogroll,no tags,just writing writing…Great Anupam…dnt mind please:) and wish you all the best..
anupam said
@paro,Ahemmmmm.abee i m nt a Devdas now:)thanks a lot:)
shivangi said
Dhaansuu post! wish you all the best! write a bad post Sir “one” atleast.
neha said
once again a treat to read the post.i always wonder how you mix up serious and funny stuff together,really.
and all the best.though a kind of shock for me and i guess for the readers,especially females:)
anonymous said
your some of the posts are soooooo good.funny but yet highly moving! good luck for this post!
anupam said
@Seema,thanks oye i m just a guy
@Rewa,thanks! O m afraid the whole world is reading:):)
@kavita,thanks dear a lot.
@Jiya.thanks a lot maggi.masti time:)
anonymous said
you are a born flirt….and i know again you will write a post telling how miserable life is isnt it?
kalpana said
Hi hero8-x….kaisa chal raha hai aaj kal? office se bhi blogging…marega tu:)
kalpana said
” and as all of you know my trademark is being confused….” kyon baba aisa kyon…abb too nahi na?
rimmi said
just been reading this blog for sometime…no doubt you explain things superbly….
but what i like the most is your thinking level,thoughts,brilliant….”two golden hearts” you have depicted “life” in just one post.soo smoothly written.i just want to copy the post….keep it up Anupam….write often….you are just too good! you write great!
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suraj said
comment section to tumhare blog post se bhi double ho gaya hai..
4 weeks and 3 days i have finished reading your entire blog.
i think when someone is writing 41 comment then praising your writing and humour wouldnt make much sense….but what i have felt is: You have surely a great heart in so many sense…dnt b emotional and sentimental often…just carry the persona you had during your college days…trust me you r gem of a person:)
and of course good luck. likh te rahna always…cant stop myself now to say: You write well!!!!
richa jain said
hi anupam,
congrats for getting your friend back:)
good to know you remember old folks still you what i mean frnds from your heydays.
“hum naye riste banane keliye purane riston ko nahi torte:)”
richa jain said
by the way who is she? your oldest gal frnd? or bihari or punjabi or bengai or south indian:) any one could b….reveal this in the nex t post please….will b waiting….
himani said
Good luck!
tussi to gayab ho gaye hoo. still in delhi? or shifted?
just a fan said
new post please…where are you?
anonymous said
new post? kuch likho ….
anonymous said
Friend ka jhatka deke Humor Champ gayab.
are you ok? Richa darling here!
anupam said
@Himani, thanks Him for your comment:) yeah in Delhi.
jiya kapur said
hey Anu…where?
leaving delhi? kya? hmmm.bahut hua leave soon.m happy:)
anupam said
hahahh:)
no dear just planning:) tu barabar online mil jati hai sweetu:)kaisi hai maggi? i m fine..
jiya kapur said
thanks a lot for ur reply.ok i got it.
u dint blog long time so i got nervous.where you and all?anyways byee.someone is coming:)
meenu said
Write a post man! comments increase hone keliye to nahi likh raha…aisa to nahi…you wait another 20 days it will b 100:)
shivani said
Uffff…no post man!
kidhar ho janab…dilli ki garmi mein kuch chill karo through your post please……
vishakha said
Hi Anu….
i have been reading your blogs since from few months…really loved it.the way you express your feelings and d way you play with words its simply amazing awesome keep writing….best wishes!
sangeetha said
All the best TO BOTH OF YOU!!!
anonymous said
haaayee Anupam Ji.Dil tod diya tune fir se…mein ne socha mujhe se shaadi karoge:) all the best:):):)