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will b back: Sniff…!

Posted by Anupam Jha on September 27, 2009

And for the first time in a long time,yesterday night, while watching Dravid’s patience and flamboyance of Afridi for a second,i got enchanted, stood up on my bed,switched on the lights, made a lipton green label tea(piya hai kya?),enjoyed its last flavour with same enthusiasm what Afridi had shown after getting a sloppy Dhoni.So my point of writing the all above lines, is, i m feeling energetic, would b surely useful for all India associations of I-m-ready-to smash-you type folks to save the last remaining harmones of those species. Sniff…!

And you wouldnt trust, trust me i know, in this gap among trillion celestial qualities which i have,by the grace of God, i have added another feather in my cap(though where is cap?). I m b coming a great Cook.You know the most easiest and mindless thing to do is to cook.I have been cooking more than all the Servants of this country has ever cooked(wanna hire?).So ladies,relax,stop chopping nails and appreciate my this new quality with open arms.

and other things are goin well.of course busy but can easily manage a few seconds to type something here.So chill,and bhai log aur whoever, i dnt know,one of you left a comment here more dirtier than my socks? why man? With age some people lose their senses too i know but its too early man? dnt you mull so?whatever,chill,and for the first time in a long time again,now what? Sniff…i m getting fatter and fatter and before my waist would b come an issue for the Vandna Luthra club, my landlord’s youngest daughter(too pretty she is), i m mulling of jogging or something which could keep me in the race of b coming Mr.Ramgarh.

So, all the bill gates, vikram bhatts, and farhan akhtars and especially those upstarts who think(whatever you are telling, needs reality check time) reading this would understand one day one thing,how smart i m.Sniff…man, m sniffing too much, now will run to a chemist shop.

and i hear,there is a new realty show on TV about- “how rakhi would manage her kid in future” something like that,there will b a number of kids(what? are they orphan?)i mean, by all tv shows and kind of words she has been saying in public since she came around,i assume, if she would b come a good mother then i could deliver a baby.

anyways aajj mast chhutti hai,so m enjoying my sunday, b coz every day is nt sunday,so after this post what? Sniff…hey chemist shop man,first then i will think what to do now…

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